我突然想到乌狗狗, 它真的很可爱.
曲名: 原谅我 歌手: 萧敬腾 专辑: 同名专辑 词: 阿沁 曲: 阿沁
请不要分了以後 还记得亲吻过的承诺 你的永久 已不属於我 默默低头 那时我很多 话哽在喉咙 你的笑你的快乐 或许我爱太多想太多 我能感受 他比我适合 爱放了手 我伪装冷漠 比你先说分手 请原谅我 原谅我不成熟 不爱你是藉口 好让你离开我 请原谅我 好想自私将你占有 你的寂寞就给我承受 换你过更好的生活 请不要分了以後 还记得亲吻过的承诺 你的永久 已不属於我 默默低头 那时我很多 话哽在喉咙 你的笑你的快乐 或许我爱太多想太多 我能感受 他比我适合 爱放了手 我伪装冷漠 比你先说分手 请原谅我 原谅我不成熟 不爱你是藉口 好让你离开我 请原谅我 好想自私将你占有 你的寂寞就给我承受 换你过更好的生活 爱过恨过哭过也笑过 亲吻过你的脆弱 其实我比谁都要懦弱 原谅我 必须假装爱错 别让时间逗留 我怕说不出口 原谅我 没有解释太多心痛 别无所求 彻底忘了我 爱原来有舍得 我爱过 我才懂
Showing posts with label Scoldings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scoldings. Show all posts
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Don't Talk Cock
A 10-line song which has so much meaning in it.
曲名: 爱人动物 歌手: 苏打绿 专辑: 陪我歌唱 演唱会Live
动物们变成爱人
爱人最后沦落为亲人们
我们只能在爱时候悲伤
在爱时候如丝般迷惘
快别让我 快别让我
快别让我颤抖
快对我说 快对我说
快对我说
爱直到自由像海岸线一样
随潮汐冲散 什么都自然
曲名: 爱人动物 歌手: 苏打绿 专辑: 陪我歌唱 演唱会Live
动物们变成爱人
爱人最后沦落为亲人们
我们只能在爱时候悲伤
在爱时候如丝般迷惘
快别让我 快别让我
快别让我颤抖
快对我说 快对我说
快对我说
爱直到自由像海岸线一样
随潮汐冲散 什么都自然
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
This Is Revenge
For spoiling my plot, Shockerbolt is going to pay! I have a brand new story made up just for him. Here it goes.
Disclaimer: The author of this blog has no intention of defaming anybody with the following story and all characters are purely fictitious. If you happen to have the same name and feel that any character resembles you too much, then it's your honour to appear my blog! In any case, take it with a light heart and a pinch of salt!
Shockerbolt and his last-rumoured girlfriend was married on the beautiful date of 28/04/08. His wife was carrying their third child at the time of publish. He was smirking (as well all know, Shockerbolt smirks at every single win) at his accomplishment of being able to fulfil his wish of having three kids running around his household. Because Shockerbolt loved simplicity, he named his children Thunderbolt, Firebolt and the last one who was on the way, Simplicity (I told you Shockerbolt loved simplicity).
One day, Shockerbolt was holding a deck of Aladdin poker cards while executing the Sacred Expert Pre-Natal Bridging Course for Floating Bridge. While he explained the bidding rules, the order of suits, the method of playing, he also added some tips on how to play Mind Games (Shockerbolt is always a genius at mind games). Secretly he thought to himself, "My three children plus me make nice bridge kakis. When they get to University, I will make sure they stay overnight in school to play bridge with me!" In case any reader doesn't know, Shockerbolt is now a part-time lecturer for BP6001 (Bridge Playing with Advanced Mind Games) in the University. His full time job is at a technology firm scotch-taping laptops and replacing damaged chargers.
After the pre-natal education, Shockerbolt decided to ask Cwxian out for a drink. Being a friend who was always on the ball, Cwxian brought his wife (whoever has any suggestions for her name, please feel free to tell me) and his son, Kurusamy Chen out to meet Shockerbolt and his family. As usual, Shockerbolt and family drank Milk Tea and Cwxian and family drank Chocolate Milk Tea from Sweetalk. (I wonder if they can remember what the author of this blog, who has painstakingly wrote stories about them, drinks at Sweetalk).
They reminiscenced the good old days when they BULLIED the author of this blog incessantly. Shockerbolt recalled with a smirk (you see, smirk AGAIN), "I remember pushing her off her bicycle when we went to Pasir Ris." Cwxian added with a sinister laugh, "I remember spitting water on her like a Merlion and forcing her to owe me coke." This was exactly how these two brothers treated the kind author of this blog. Readers who all have a heart, please take a stand and fight against campus bullying.
They also fondly recalled how helpful the author of this blog was, always helping to match-make them in fear that they would be spouseless. And for definite, they were truly grateful for her help and would like to continue her legacy since she was busy publishing her Book of Total Rubbish. Hence, the two Daddys decided to betroth Kurusamy to Simplicity. Although Simplicity was not yet born and its gender was unknown, the two kids would still go through marriage vows as it was the intention of their Daddys. They even came up with a name for their grandchild (provided it was a boy-girl combination), Simplysamy.
As the benevolent author of this blog is experiencing some writer's block on how to continue the story, readers are welcome to send in their continuations. Thank you very much.
Disclaimer: The author of this blog has no intention of defaming anybody with the following story and all characters are purely fictitious. If you happen to have the same name and feel that any character resembles you too much, then it's your honour to appear my blog! In any case, take it with a light heart and a pinch of salt!
Shockerbolt and his last-rumoured girlfriend was married on the beautiful date of 28/04/08. His wife was carrying their third child at the time of publish. He was smirking (as well all know, Shockerbolt smirks at every single win) at his accomplishment of being able to fulfil his wish of having three kids running around his household. Because Shockerbolt loved simplicity, he named his children Thunderbolt, Firebolt and the last one who was on the way, Simplicity (I told you Shockerbolt loved simplicity).
One day, Shockerbolt was holding a deck of Aladdin poker cards while executing the Sacred Expert Pre-Natal Bridging Course for Floating Bridge. While he explained the bidding rules, the order of suits, the method of playing, he also added some tips on how to play Mind Games (Shockerbolt is always a genius at mind games). Secretly he thought to himself, "My three children plus me make nice bridge kakis. When they get to University, I will make sure they stay overnight in school to play bridge with me!" In case any reader doesn't know, Shockerbolt is now a part-time lecturer for BP6001 (Bridge Playing with Advanced Mind Games) in the University. His full time job is at a technology firm scotch-taping laptops and replacing damaged chargers.
After the pre-natal education, Shockerbolt decided to ask Cwxian out for a drink. Being a friend who was always on the ball, Cwxian brought his wife (whoever has any suggestions for her name, please feel free to tell me) and his son, Kurusamy Chen out to meet Shockerbolt and his family. As usual, Shockerbolt and family drank Milk Tea and Cwxian and family drank Chocolate Milk Tea from Sweetalk. (I wonder if they can remember what the author of this blog, who has painstakingly wrote stories about them, drinks at Sweetalk).
They reminiscenced the good old days when they BULLIED the author of this blog incessantly. Shockerbolt recalled with a smirk (you see, smirk AGAIN), "I remember pushing her off her bicycle when we went to Pasir Ris." Cwxian added with a sinister laugh, "I remember spitting water on her like a Merlion and forcing her to owe me coke." This was exactly how these two brothers treated the kind author of this blog. Readers who all have a heart, please take a stand and fight against campus bullying.
They also fondly recalled how helpful the author of this blog was, always helping to match-make them in fear that they would be spouseless. And for definite, they were truly grateful for her help and would like to continue her legacy since she was busy publishing her Book of Total Rubbish. Hence, the two Daddys decided to betroth Kurusamy to Simplicity. Although Simplicity was not yet born and its gender was unknown, the two kids would still go through marriage vows as it was the intention of their Daddys. They even came up with a name for their grandchild (provided it was a boy-girl combination), Simplysamy.
As the benevolent author of this blog is experiencing some writer's block on how to continue the story, readers are welcome to send in their continuations. Thank you very much.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Status Quo
Nothing has changed drastically despite my abruptness and cruelty. Everything is still the same as before. I really can do things outright. Whoever’s inflicted with anything through the process, you’re just a by-product. Or rather, I should say you brought it upon yourself.
And yes! Happy Birthday! Many happy returns of the day! May your life be well-guided. May you succeed in your future endeavours. May happiness, bliss and wisdom be with you wherever you go.
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to Zac-Ex,
Happy Birthday to you.
And yes! Happy Birthday! Many happy returns of the day! May your life be well-guided. May you succeed in your future endeavours. May happiness, bliss and wisdom be with you wherever you go.
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to Zac-Ex,
Happy Birthday to you.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Don't Laugh!
I am so going to throw my entire thick-skinned face by posting this most un-glam thing which I did yesterday. Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh!
I was asking my friends where they were shopping for CCA stuff over the phone and was truly engrossed. I was, OK, don't doubt. Then, I realised I needed to go to the toilet urgently and headed to toilet. When I stepped in, *oh man!*, it was the male toilet! Goodness, those people! They threw real furtive glances at me! I quickly said, "Opps, sorry," and walked out as if nothing has happened. And to think I wasn't really too embarrassed, maybe because no one I knew saw it. Absolutely amazing. Don't laugh!
Oh my! Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh!
More and more people like to quarrel either with me or with other people. I don't really want to bother. By all means, go ahead.
And I am supposed to catch hints all over and say the same thing to you? I guess you are very mistakened.
I was asking my friends where they were shopping for CCA stuff over the phone and was truly engrossed. I was, OK, don't doubt. Then, I realised I needed to go to the toilet urgently and headed to toilet. When I stepped in, *oh man!*, it was the male toilet! Goodness, those people! They threw real furtive glances at me! I quickly said, "Opps, sorry," and walked out as if nothing has happened. And to think I wasn't really too embarrassed, maybe because no one I knew saw it. Absolutely amazing. Don't laugh!
Oh my! Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh!
More and more people like to quarrel either with me or with other people. I don't really want to bother. By all means, go ahead.
And I am supposed to catch hints all over and say the same thing to you? I guess you are very mistakened.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Whatever!
Whatever! To people who think they are constantly right even in things they are no expert in.
Whatever! To people who don’t know how to spare a thought for others.
Whatever! To people who change so quickly and unpredictably.
Whatever! To people who go overboard.
Whatever! To people who want to know more.
Whatever! To people who don’t want to know more.
Whatever! To people who cannot be less bothered.
Whatever! To people who cannot be more bothered.
I stand where I am to watch at this distance.
Whatever! To people who don’t know how to spare a thought for others.
Whatever! To people who change so quickly and unpredictably.
Whatever! To people who go overboard.
Whatever! To people who want to know more.
Whatever! To people who don’t want to know more.
Whatever! To people who cannot be less bothered.
Whatever! To people who cannot be more bothered.
I stand where I am to watch at this distance.
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