This Is Revenge

For spoiling my plot, Shockerbolt is going to pay! I have a brand new story made up just for him. Here it goes.

Disclaimer: The author of this blog has no intention of defaming anybody with the following story and all characters are purely fictitious. If you happen to have the same name and feel that any character resembles you too much, then it's your honour to appear my blog! In any case, take it with a light heart and a pinch of salt!

Shockerbolt and his last-rumoured girlfriend was married on the beautiful date of 28/04/08. His wife was carrying their third child at the time of publish. He was smirking (as well all know, Shockerbolt smirks at every single win) at his accomplishment of being able to fulfil his wish of having three kids running around his household. Because Shockerbolt loved simplicity, he named his children Thunderbolt, Firebolt and the last one who was on the way, Simplicity (I told you Shockerbolt loved simplicity).

One day, Shockerbolt was holding a deck of Aladdin poker cards while executing the Sacred Expert Pre-Natal Bridging Course for Floating Bridge. While he explained the bidding rules, the order of suits, the method of playing, he also added some tips on how to play Mind Games (Shockerbolt is always a genius at mind games). Secretly he thought to himself, "My three children plus me make nice bridge kakis. When they get to University, I will make sure they stay overnight in school to play bridge with me!" In case any reader doesn't know, Shockerbolt is now a part-time lecturer for BP6001 (Bridge Playing with Advanced Mind Games) in the University. His full time job is at a technology firm scotch-taping laptops and replacing damaged chargers.

After the pre-natal education, Shockerbolt decided to ask Cwxian out for a drink. Being a friend who was always on the ball, Cwxian brought his wife (whoever has any suggestions for her name, please feel free to tell me) and his son, Kurusamy Chen out to meet Shockerbolt and his family. As usual, Shockerbolt and family drank Milk Tea and Cwxian and family drank Chocolate Milk Tea from Sweetalk. (I wonder if they can remember what the author of this blog, who has painstakingly wrote stories about them, drinks at Sweetalk).

They reminiscenced the good old days when they BULLIED the author of this blog incessantly. Shockerbolt recalled with a smirk (you see, smirk AGAIN), "I remember pushing her off her bicycle when we went to Pasir Ris." Cwxian added with a sinister laugh, "I remember spitting water on her like a Merlion and forcing her to owe me coke." This was exactly how these two brothers treated the kind author of this blog. Readers who all have a heart, please take a stand and fight against campus bullying.

They also fondly recalled how helpful the author of this blog was, always helping to match-make them in fear that they would be spouseless. And for definite, they were truly grateful for her help and would like to continue her legacy since she was busy publishing her Book of Total Rubbish. Hence, the two Daddys decided to betroth Kurusamy to Simplicity. Although Simplicity was not yet born and its gender was unknown, the two kids would still go through marriage vows as it was the intention of their Daddys. They even came up with a name for their grandchild (provided it was a boy-girl combination), Simplysamy.

As the benevolent author of this blog is experiencing some writer's block on how to continue the story, readers are welcome to send in their continuations. Thank you very much.