Movie Trivia

I wrote a hilarious letter before coming back to school this week. It was atrociously mouth-widening.

I said I will love anyone who can get me Daren Tan's new album, now it seems that I have to start loving myself more. Maybe I should do some Newton's Third Law application. In fact, I did, but Newton's Third Law may not apply in this case.

Okay, a-long-time-ago joke. Once upon a time, primary-school-going kids used green pens to do corrections. So there was this boy who was biting the tip of his green pen as he watched his teacher write solutions on the whiteboard. But who knows? His teeth were so sharp and the tip of the pen gave way pouring green ink all over his mouth. What a laughter-invoking sight!

Wenxian wants to sabotage me. He lent me My Girl DVD and wants me to watch right after Mid-Terms. He wants to ruin my time-table. He is out to disrupt my studies by pushing the DVD to me. Still, thank you very much.

I so cannot hold a conversation with old aunties! I cannot stand their nagging, their nosiness and a whole load of their crappiness. On the very contrary, I love talking to uncles, they liven up your spirits easily with their olden times jokes and life experiences. When people get old, they get a bit senile but even if people don't get old, they may turn senile as well.

I don't watch movies. Not my style. I am different from most other people so I don't watch movies, in cinemas to be exact. Now how many times have I been into the cinema to catch a movie since I was born?