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因为以往写的东西太伤感, 太沉重, 让大家都认为我是个悲观的人. 其实事实上, 当我和大家在一起的时候, 是非常愉快的. 尤其是当朋友们互相鼓励, 互相扶持, 互相体谅, 互相容忍时, 我还真的感到很窝心. 在大学教到了很多很好的朋友, 但也交了一些很奇怪的朋友, 最离奇的事, 竟然交了一个不是朋友的"非友". 由于大学的人太杂乱, 事情有很多, 始终无法找到像中学那样纯真的知心好友. 虽然如此, 仍然很感谢, 在我身边的朋友们.

今天, 我突然想起了一个非常好笑的冷笑话, 再此献给大家, 希望你们不会冷到把冷气机关掉. 还有, 在这则笑话后, 我很可能会再陷入不愉快中, 毕竟这是一个让我发泄伤心事的地方. 所以请尽情享受笑话.

Happy Jokes

Q: Is Happy a guy or girl?
A: Happy is a guy because Happy Meal (Happy Male).

Q: What is Happy's last name?
A: Lee because Happily (Happy Lee).

Q: What is Happy's sister's name?
A: Mary because Happily and Merrily (Happy Lee and Mary Lee).

Q: Where does Happy do his shopping?
A: At Lucky Plaza because Happy-go-Lucky.

Q: Where does Happy work? And as what?
A: At a hospital and as a nurse because Happiness (Happy Nurse).

Q: There is a pet in Happy's house but it doesn't belong to Happy. What pet is it and who does it belong to?
A: It's a lamb and it belongs to Happy's sister because Mary had a little lamb.

如果现在你已经被冻僵了, 就说明冷笑话的确达到了目的, 请掌声鼓励鼓励.

And I believe I must be mad to do this, credits to Critical Thinking and Writing, I am citing whom I heard the joke from.

冷笑话的来源: 周伟淞, 2007

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