祸不单行 – 屋漏偏逢连夜雨!

It’s horrid. First, my charger dies on me, then my MP3 player goes crazy, last there are so many lunatics around me. What a disgusting world! And since when “Zijuan” got listed in the dictionary?

Zijuan – Singaporean Slang

– noun Zijuan
1. A girl who loves purple so much she can’t seem to live her life any other way.
2. A person who behaves as such and maybe worse.
Example: Zijuan is such an ardent fan of purple.

– verb Zijuan, Zijuan-fy
1. To pass sarcastic comments or be cynical about something or somebody.
2. To bully and terrorize somebody.
3. To do frivolous things, ask random questions or be ridiculous.
4. To be a laughing stock or laugh uncontrollably for a significant amount of time with or without reason.
5. To match-make people from all walks of life and perhaps offer such a service to dogs and pigs.
6. To think of funny ideas and behave like a 12-year-old or maybe younger.
7. To be ignorant and indifferent to what is happening.
8. To pester for an answer even if the problem doesn’t concern oneself.
9. To be able to conjure a lie faster than you can finish reading this sentence.
10. To be able to twist and turn words and the table around in the name of defence but mostly, offence.
Example: I was Zijuan-fied by her offensive words and violent actions.

– adjective Zijuan, Zijuan-y
1. Very insulting to the extent of being scary and repulsive.
2. Having no link to what was mentioned and being out-of-nowhere.
3. Behaving as mentioned in the verb description of Zijuan.
Example: What you have just said was amazingly Zijuan-y.

In case some people are slower than they can get, "Zijuan" is not listed in the dictionary. It is meant to be a joke.